Epstein Bitcoin Mossad Takeover? DEBUNKED: Git History Exposes Total BS Conspiracy!

🚨 Viral X bomb: Jeffrey Epstein secretly ran Bitcoin Core for Mossad after Satoshi dipped in 2010? Backdoors everywhere? Colonial Pipeline hack 'recovered' via magic FBI Bitcoin control? @Acquired_Savant's tweet exploded with 4M+ views, claiming 75% of Bitcoin's 47k+ commits happened post-Epstein 'takeover' per some mysterious letter. Pure Epstein intrigue fueling market panic. But hold your sats – this is textbook FUD. Let's shred it with cold, hard facts from public git logs, dev history, and zero evidence. Bitcoin's transparency wins again!

First, the math flop. Tweet says ~12k commits when 'letter written' (Epstein files?), now 47,583 – 75% after 2010. Sounds damning... until you check Bitcoin's GitHub. Satoshi's LAST commit? Dec 12, 2010. He ghosted. Gavin Andresen took lead, then Wladimir van der Laan (2014-2022), now thousands of global devs. Public repo: github.com/bitcoin/bitcoin. No Epstein. Zero commits. Nada. Contributors graph? Top dogs: Pieter Wuille (11k+ commits), fanquake, MarcoFalke, etc. Open source warriors from everywhere. Epstein? Not even a lurker. Recent Epstein files hype: Yeah, he tossed cash at MIT's DCI group (~$850k to Bitcoin Foundation era), which paid dev salaries during 2014 crunch. Gavin confirmed. But funding != control. DCI was one of MANY backers. No Mossad strings. Epstein eyed Blockstream (sidechains, not Core), chatted Adam Back, pumped Coinbase early. Creepy? Yes. Bitcoin Core puppetmaster? Laughable. Backdoors? Bitcoin's a TRILLION-DOLLAR bug bounty, per @lopp. PGP-signed merges since 2015, reproducible builds, endless audits. Two known value bugs fixed FAST (2010 overflow, 2018 inflation). No exploits post-fix. Thousands of eyes > one pedo's shadow. Colonial Pipeline? FBI seized Colonial's OWN wallet seed phrase from hackers' laptop. Not backdoor magic. Case closed. @Acquired_Savant doubled down: 'Open source doesn't stop bad actors!' Wrong. Rigorous review catches sneaky lines. 15+ years, zero undetected Mossad doors. Conspiracy needs EVIDENCE, not vibes.

This slop dropped amid BTC dip – classic fear porn. Epstein virality + market wobbles = perfect FUD storm. Views spiked, but replies roasted it: @bramk called it 'FUCKTARD,' @stephanlivera nuked the exaggeration. Result? Bitcoin shrugged. Dips bought, HODLers laughed. Reminds us: Conspiracies tank weak hands, but transparency pumps real value. No crash – just more conviction.

Epstein was evil, but Bitcoin? Untouchable fortress of code. Public git, dev sovereignty, global scrutiny – that's why it thrives. Forget Mossad myths. Stack sats, run nodes, verify yourself. Next FUD? Bring it. Bitcoin's marching to $1M+. Who's with me? 🔥🚀